A Tribute To Canada for Canada Day:


O Canada
Though one cow went astray
Hoser though it was
We will eat your beef someday
You gave us many stars
That truly light the way
Like Homer Simpson and Wayne Gretsky
You spell words weird
Like you're all smart and cool
Clark Kents another star
He even wrote for you
You basically invented laughter
When you gave us Carrey and Myers
Not to mention
Those beer drinking brothers, eh
Timbits are great
The push-up bra, too
And without basketball
We wouldn't have another sport to call an American past time....
ahem
Oh Canada
Thank you for zippers and skidoos
Oh Canada
Thank you for Pekwachnamaykoskwaskwaypinwanik Lake
OOOOO CAAAAANNNNAAAADDDDAAA
We stand on guard for thee....

(that is until you infect us with disease)
(yes, we Americans are just that fickle)