Have you ever been out on a walk and you are already deep in thought - about whatever it is that made you go out for a walk - when you step in some gum? Not just any gum though - the hot, melted Texas gum that sorta sticks to your shoe and will never come off. So you get as much off as you can with a stick and continue walking. Well, you round the corner and you notice that something is brushing up against your leg. When you look down, you see that they gum has now accumulated a large quantity of other various objects - that are now stuck to your shoe. Disgruntled, you return home. You scrap what you can off onto the curb, and then you walk in, innocently. All the while tracking leaves in on the white carpet - all because of that damned gum.
What were you thinking about again?
If anyone finds a life size bottle of goo gone, let me know. My life's shoe has quite the wad on it...
- The Individual